Thoughts On Shark Week


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  1. You know that horrible point when your good friend (who's been a loser for a long time) gets a beautiful woman to fall for him in a couple of weeks?! Yep, that just materialized. I know I should be happy having said that I want it to be me. He smiled as he told me he used the Cupid Love System (Google it). I want to disappear inside of a cave at the moment…

  2. Remember, that it's not the shark's fault. They see something (especially Great Whites), they take an exploratory bite. Also, that's 1 dog to 270,000 sharks. So on the day you lost 1 dog, 270,000 sharks were killed for what? Freaking fins and nasty soup!

  3. I’m bothered. My brother resides in the next room. I’m aggravated because he in recent times became outstanding at getting ladies. He discovered the Master Attraction website by Jake Ayres (Look in Google). All he’s doing now is screwing women. He’s consistently pulling sexy girls back and I can’t help but hear it. It’s disgusting. If only he had not discovered that site. I am envious!

  4. as rude as it sounds, people in my office say shark week when all the girls are on their periods. I didn't invent it or anything. but eventually i just knew it couldn't be shark week on discovery channel again already, so i figured out the joke.

  5. U got that right.
    Im german. We dont have "shark-week" or whatnot.
    Is this "shak-week" something like a "shark-sandwich"?… Can U eat it, and it goes bad in a week, or something?
    I dont have TV or Ocean nearby… I can learn about sharks anyways. All the time!.. On this YouTubeThingy for example.
    Taking somebodys fear to make mass-entertainment??? Those are TV-People, NOT Politicians, so wtF?

  6. I'll never be able to think about shark week again without thinking about Trump having sex with a porn star. Why does he ruin literally everything? I'm here for honey badger week tho.


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